Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
This cat looks like it’s discovered the answer to the universe…
THIS CAT HAS SEEN THINGS
I cant help but laugh every time it turns its head
"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-
I read that in a very french accent
I love that cat’s mustache.
Proof that Bill Murray really is the most interesting man in the world.
That’s why I love this guy.
bill fuckin murray
always reblog bill murray
Obviously, if I had worked on the hobbit films this is the job I wanted to do
who don’t wanna be pretend-horse
ok but literally how
i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do
It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you