- eating chocolate does not trigger migraine headaches,
- eating DARK chocolate reduces the risk of heart disease and cancer.
- eating chocolate does not give someone acne or other skin eruptions,
- eating DARK chocolate boosts one’s appetite, but does not cause weight gain,
- eating moderate amounts of chocolate makes one live almost a year longer,
- eating MILK chocolate releases endorphins in the brain, which act as pain-relievers,
- the sugar in MILK chocolate may reduce stress, and have calming and pain relieving effect,
- eating ANY chocolate makes you feel better after a Dementor attack.
reblogging for the last fact
just eat your damn chocolate
*remembers homework, exams and responsibilities*
this is the most accurate post i have ever seen
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
no fuck you
YOU DON’T SAY FUCK YOU TO BOB ROSS
“but your opinion was different a month ago”
oh my god, you’re absolutely right
learning, growing and changing the way you think is completely unnaceptable
i’m sorry for not being immutable
OH MY GOD IN THE LAST GIF THO THE DOG CATCHES THE KITTY WHEN SHE BEGINS TO FALL AND HELPS SET HER DOWN SAFELY
This is what happens when you take a selfie in front on Megatron
Vine by: Julie Dang
I CAN’T DEAL WITH HIS HEAD MOVEMENTS